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All these items are limited edition, available only while supplies last, souvenirs of the LAST TRAVELLING FREAK SHOW in the WORLD!
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Shipping is included in all prices, but if ordering internationally, an additional shipping charge will be added. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

Black T-shirts with White Ink Double Sided - $20
Our second edition black t-shirts have the 999 EYES logo on the front, and the phrase "So evil we had to turn it upside down" on the back. Available in the following sizes: Women's Small, Medium, Large, and Men's Small, Men's Large, Men's XL. PLEASE SPECIFY wether you are ordering Women's or Men's SIZE.

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THAT Damned Band s/t Debut Album - $15
This professionally produced CD features over 70 minutes of dark carnival gypsy jug band music from THAT Damned Band. Guest performers Jackie the Human Tripod, Guy Forsyth, Laura Freeman, John Doyle of the White Ghost Shivers, Lowrent the clown, and Steve R. Stevenson add to THAT Damned Band's classic 6 piece arrangement of Accordion, Tuba, Flute, Clarinet, Resonator Guitar, Fiddle, and Washboard.


999 EYES "EYE-LIVE" Embroidered Iron-on Patch - $7
These high quality patches look beautiful, and will also work in a pinch for covering large rips in your favorite clothing. Make a statement about your support of the Freak Revival by sporting this patch on your jean jacket, vest, or backpack. The patch irons-on, and then you have a few weeks to sew it before it will fall off. 3.5 inches in diameter, brightly colored thread.


Authentic Freak Photo & Sideshow Pitch Cards - $5
Yes, they are real, folks, and you can prove it by showing to your friends and family these authentic Freak and Sideshow pitch cards! Proceeds go to benefit individual freaks as well as the 999 EYES Freak Revival. Make sure to specify which pitch card you would like. All pitch cards are professionally printed on post card format.
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Complete Set of 999 EYES Pitch Cards - $30
Get a complete set, ten-in-one! Freak and Sideshow pitch cards of the 999 EYES. Includes pitch cards for Lobster Girl, the Black Scorpion, Stn. John, Peg-o the Leg-o (both Jekyll and Hyde), Jackie the Human 3pod, Dame Demure, Lowrent the Clown, THAT Damned Band, & the 50' Fireball!!!

999 EYES B/W Sticker - 3 for $3
Once again, the great sigil sanctorum of our freakshow revival! Suitable for laptops, bicycles, cars, motorcycles, prosthetics, instrument cases, and pretty much any smooth surface. Find peace with Steve by spreading the good word of the 999 EYES.