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Available only while supplies last, souvenirs of the last travelling freakshow in the World!

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Green T-shirts with white, pink, & black ink - $25. High quality American Apparrel T's, made in the U.S.A. Our first edition piunk elephanht t-shirts!!! Available in the following sizes: Women's Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and Men's Small, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL. PLEASE SPECIFY the SIZE and whether you are ordering Women's or Men's SIZE.

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Black T-shirts with White Ink - $20. High quality American Apparrel T's, made in the U.S.A. Our third edition black t-shirts have the 999 EYES logo on the front, and the phrase "Authentic Vaudevillian Freakshow ". Available in the following sizes: Women's Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and Men's Small, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL. PLEASE SPECIFY the SIZE and whether you are ordering Women's or Men's SIZE.

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THAT Damned Band s/t Debut Album - $15. This professionally produced CD features over 70 minutes of dark carnival gypsy jug band music from THAT Damned Band. Guest performers Jackie the Human Tripod, Guy Forsyth, Laura Freeman, John Doyle of the White Ghost Shivers, Lowrent the clown, and Steve R. Stevenson add to THAT Damned Band's classic 6 piece arrangement of Accordion, Tuba, Flute, Clarinet, Resonator Guitar, Fiddle, and Washboard.


999 EYES "Conjoined Skulls & Cross Bones" Embroidered Iron-on Patch - $7 These high quality patches look beautiful, and will also work in a pinch for covering large rips in your favorite clothing. Make a statement about your support of the Freak Revival by sporting this patch on your jean jacket, vest, or backpack. 4" by 4".

999 EYES "What is it?" Embroidered Iron-on Patch - $5. These high quality patches look beautiful, and will also work in a pinch for covering large rips in your favorite clothing. Make a statement about your support of the Freak Revival by sporting this patch on your jean jacket, vest, or backpack. 3" in diameter.

Complete Set of 999 EYES Pitch Cards - $30
Get a complete set, ten-in-one! Freak and Sideshow pitch cards of the 999 EYES. Includes pitch cards for Lobster Girl, the Black Scorpion, Stn. John, Peg-o the Leg-o (both Jekyll and Hyde), Jackie the Human 3pod, Dame Demure, Lowrent the Clown, THAT Damned Band, & the 50' Fireball!!!

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Authentic Freak Photo & Sideshow Pitch Cards - 3 for $5. Yes, they are real, folks, and you can prove it by showing to your friends and family these authentic Freak and Sideshow pitch cards! Proceeds go to benefit individual freaks as well as the 999 EYES Freak Revival. Make sure to specify which pitch cards you would like. All pitch cards are professionally printed on post card format.

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I Heart Freaks Bumper Sticker - $5 Spread the good word of the freak show revival whereever you go by sporting the I Heart Freaks bumper sticker on your car, truck, motorcycle, bicycle, skateboard, and chest. 8.5" by 2.75".

 

999 EYES B/W Sticker - 3 for $5
Once again, the great sigil sanctorum of our freakshow revival! Suitable for laptops, bicycles, cars, motorcycles, prosthetics, instrument cases, and pretty much any smooth surface. Find peace with Steve by spreading the good word of the 999 EYES.